2 fish in a tank. "How do we drive this thing?"

cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post

batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

coolmyassholeburnsthings:

Best thing ive seem all day

coolmyassholeburnsthings:

Best thing ive seem all day

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

vanjalen:

i love every part of this

kegelgod:

wanderlustforlifexx:

snapfordakids:

this is too much right now.

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

the curve is strong with him

phoneticmeow:

*logs into facebook* *logs out of facebook*

phoneticmeow:

*logs into facebook*
*logs out of facebook*

pixalry:

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groovywhitekid:

great