2 fish in a tank. "How do we drive this thing?"
jonhyjabh:

Nites

jonhyjabh:

Nites

aegean-sea:

LOWERCASE LETTERS ARE FOR THE LOWER CLASS

I just ate one of your highlighters. I’m sorry. I was nervous.
Marius Pontmercy, Book III (via incorrectlesmisquotes)

whitehouse:

"We want fewer young men in jail. We want more of them in college. We want fewer young men on the streets. We want more in the boardrooms. We want everybody to have a chance to succeed in America. And it’s possible if we’ve got the kind of team that we set up today.” —President Obama

"College is totally possible! Way easy! Want a great job? Yeah, no problem!" Get over yourself.

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

johannathemad:

shut up Sokka

johannathemad:

shut up Sokka

raspbeary:

alien hunter garnet reporting for duty

raspbeary:

alien hunter garnet reporting for duty